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I Know.

I know that I’ve been quiet.  Things are coming to a winding down of the term and therefore there are two major term papers to write, which includes a lot of time at the library.  I’m also trying to create christmas presents.  There’s a huge list and not nearly enough time to do it all read more

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A Love Hate Letter to My Computer

Dear eMac,    Firstly, I hate that you are a mac.  There is no way of reconciling how much I dislike you for the convoluted processes I must go through in order to do things.   Secondly, you are old.  You were purchased because you were cheap, and because my boss has a soft spot read more

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Fair and Honest.

So, not too terribly long ago, I took a midterm exam in my 19th century american architecture class.  I really felt that it pretty much bent me over and violated me in a very misfortunate way.  Well, Tuesday during class, the professor (who wrote this fantastic book) gave us a 3-5 point extra credit opportunity. read more

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Just Make it Stop.

I can’t take it anymore.  I just can’t take it anymore.  I’m sick to my stomach, like I’ve been all day, I just want it to be over. Please?

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Super Fantastic.

Sorry for the lack of posting…I spent most of yesterday afternoon and all of yesterday evening with my fabulous friend Kristi.  At some point during the movie 21 grams and over pizza, she mentioned having recently waxed her eyebrows. What follows is what happens when two girls get some good bonding time in: Me: I read more

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Guest Posting.

I’m guess posting this weekend over at pesky’apostrophe.  That is all, more later.

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Do you know Floyd?

I must normally look mean.  Most of the time people handing out fliers, etc avoid me like the plague.  I don’t know if its because I tend to squint in the sun (even when I have sunglasses on) or if I walk like I have a place to be or what.  At any rate, today read more

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A Love Hate Letter to My Printer

Dear Marketing BW Printer, I just wanted to let you know that I hate you with all of my heart and from the very bottom of my soul.  I hate the way that you are not located in my office, and I hate that even when I make all your settings right you spew out read more

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She wakes up smashed as hell….

And that’s how I started my day.  Not drunk, but with a severe lack of sleep as today was something we like to cll “Super Tuesday”. At 10 am I had a page essay due, and then a midterm to take.  At noon, I had a 5-7 page essay due.  At 4, I had an read more

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Can’t Buy My Love

Twice now, I have gotten missed calls from an 888 number that I didn’t recognize at all.  So today, when it happened while I was showering, I called it back.  It was Sprint, my current (though not for much longer) cell phone carrier.  They knew that my plan was due to expire (November 10-yay!) and read more

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Samurai Bush

Somehow I completely left out a couple of the photos of memorable people who turned out to see Michael Moore last week.  I have no idea how I did this as there was much laughing over how the woman in these photos looked like “Samurai Bush”.  Which is a funny though unto itself. I don’t read more

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llama llama mushroom llama

I love llamas, and alpacas, and pretty much every fiber producing critter except sheep (but I love wool).  Anyway, this little song cracks me up. And there’s lots of llama pictures.  Again, that’s llama llama duck

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