Dear Marketing BW Printer,

I just wanted to let you know that I hate you with all of my heart and from the very bottom of my soul.  I hate the way that you are not located in my office, and I hate that even when I make all your settings right you spew out crap.  I hate that I have no way to cancel said crap.  You are a dinosaur, and again, I hate you.

There is no love here,
Bonnie