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She wakes up smashed as hell….

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And that’s how I started my day.  Not drunk, but with a severe lack of sleep as today was something we like to cll “Super Tuesday”. At 10 am I had a page essay due, and then a midterm to take.  At noon, I had a 5-7 page essay due.  At 4, I had an assignment due.  So, I didn’t get a whole lot of sleep.

When I got to class at 10am, the professor (who is my current favorite–he’s just so cute, and wears a bowtie every day) was there, looking disheveled and upset.  He proceeded to apologize for the recent ambiguity in the class, as his office had been broken into and he was pretty distraught over it.  My heart broke for him, I guess someone stole his house keys, his cell phone and various other items, although we’re unsure if any of his books, research materials or other artifacts were stolen as well.  At any rate, he offered us a two-day extension on the essay because of this ambiguity which I opted not to take, I wouldn’t have looked at it again between now and then anyway.  Then he handed out the midterm, which proceeded to bend me over and violate me.  However, it appears that it violated most other people in approximately the same way.  I also developed a migraine about 45 mintes before the midterm, which didn’t help things much.

I caffeinated myself so much I believe I spent most of the day vibrating.  I had a glass of coke with my bagel this morning, half a coke while studying before my midterm, 2 excedrine migraine before my test and a 16 ounce mocha afterward.  By the time I got to work at 1.30, I was wide awake.  My 4-6pm class was excruciating though, although its normally boring anyway.

And that folks, was my Super Tuesday.

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