Me: Does my hair look okay?
Him: Ummm…It could use a comb.
Me: I did comb it.
Him: It looks kind of…stringy.
Me: It’s wet…And curly because it’s wet. It doesn’t dry wet.
Him: Oh, then yes then, it looks fine.
Me: You saw me go into the bathroom with wet hair, you didn’t hear the hair dryer and yet you are surprised that it is still wet?
Him: I wasn’t paying attention.
Oh, what exciting lives we lead.