1. Pour bowl of cereal.
2. Go to fridge and realize milk is old.
3. Check expiration date. Hmmm, 9 days past.
4. Sniff. Doesn’t smell like bad milk.
5. Ask TheBoy to sniff milk.
6. Agree its not worth the risk of getting sick in the middle of class.
7. Empty milk into sink.
8. Pour whipping cream on cereal.
9. Add several spoonfuls of water to bowl and stir.
10. Eat, commenting to TheBoy on how cream makes your cereal feel a little greasy.

Yep, cereal with whipping cream. Mmm. [Hey, at least it wasn’t whipped cream!]