“Mangroomer® is the essential do-it-yourself electric back hair shaver for men. The unique design enables a man to remove unwanted back hair by himself in the privacy of his own home or while traveling.”
Yeah. I don’t even know what to say. It kind of says it all. Other than, Dad, be careful or you’ll be getting one for your birthday. Oh, and this is post [or draft] number 666. So maybe that’s a sign about the mangroomer.